Fictional Character Enthusiast Gifts

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Silence of the Chickens...

My Spam Sketchbook

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Halloween sculptor

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Boy looking inside a book.

'I read your resume. It's good, but I prefer reading non fiction.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

And that's why I'm still single!

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"I don’t talk to Christopher Robin anymore but I will consider a reunion special."

'I got a B+ formy book report on 'Danger Mountain' by Warren Esterson. Not bad, considering there's no such book.'

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Camouflage Waldo