Fictional Character Aficionado Gifts

"Separate checks as always, Dr Jekyll."

"Meet The Author"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Silence of the Chickens...

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Günter Grass

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Noel Coward.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Ironing Punctuation

My Literary Influences

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Devi's brew?"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Library

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

My Spam Sketchbook