"Bland, James Bland."
Literary Character Enthusiast Gifts
Celebrate a passion for classic and contemporary stories with our collection of products for literary character enthusiasts. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, find the perfect item that honors their love for revered authors and memorable characters. These thoughtfully designed gifts make every reading session more special and are ideal for anyone who lives and breathes literature.
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
First Novels.
The Dorrie Decimal System
Blue Stockings
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
"Now I really hate poetry."
'He likes to power nap.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Silence of the Chickens...
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
John Bunyan
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Don Quixote
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
George Orwell
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Author does not do tricks."
"Oh, this old thing?"
Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.
Sue the Author 3PM
"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"
"So, hw ws yr smmr?"
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
"Barb's such a fast reader."
Literary Character Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Literary Character Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of literary character enthusiast mugs, perfect for anyone who loves to start their day with a story or a witty quote.
Literary Character Enthusiast Pillows
Discover literary-themed pillows that bring a cozy, book-loving vibe to any room, perfect for fans of storytelling and characters.
Literary Character Enthusiast Prints
Browse our range of literary prints, ideal for decorating bookshelves and walls with their favorite characters and quotes from beloved stories.
Literary Character Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts for literary fans, featuring clever quotes and iconic characters that showcase their passion for storytelling.