Literary Character Fan Gifts

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"That's right, you tramp! Run!!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"Ja?"

'Dr Jekyl has a different personality on the golf course.'

'The kids are all healthy except for having athletes' feet.'

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Young Humpty

"Oh, this happened when I 'High-Fived' Captain Hook!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Dating an English Major

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'