Literary Character Fans Gifts

Camouflage Waldo

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Silence of the Chickens...

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Scarpia from Tosca

Dating an English Major

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Jack London

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Tristan Und Isolde

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek