Tv Character Fan Gifts

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Pepparazzi

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Silence of the Chickens...

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Nick Offerman

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Who are These People?"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Goblin.

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Mushrooms of New York

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

'I stopped watching Sesame Street the second I found out it was educational.'

Ostrich TV.

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'If we lose the malpractice lawsuit, we can always sell it to the Bloopers Channel.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'