Film Character Fan Gifts

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"That was supposed to be us."