Film Character Aficionado Gifts

"Bond – James bond."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Kritik's Korner

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Jimmy Cagney.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Movies vs. Films

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Binary Man

Film Star Robert de Niro

Hollywood Breakup

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

Jim Carrey,

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"Homes on Holmes"

My Spam Sketchbook

Before Cordless Light Sabers