Character Enthusiast Gifts

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Characters Caricaturas.

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"He was a very good boy."

Silence of the Chickens...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

My Spam Sketchbook

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Heaven

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Johnny Depp

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

A mad scientist.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

The Neighbours from Hell....

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

Hadleyville Has-Beens

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

Catwoman // Cat Lady

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

William H. Macy

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

"Smoked hickory muppet jerky."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

"Bond – James bond."

And that's why I'm still single!