Movie Character Fan Gifts

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Sylvester Stallone

The mission: Impossible burger.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

Halloween sculptor

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"So you don't want to come along?"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Millennial Splaining

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"