Film Character Aficionado Pillows

"Bond – James bond."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Binary Man

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Hollywood Breakup

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

My Spam Sketchbook

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"