Character Actor Enthusiast Pillows

William H. Macy

Joan Hickson

Scarpia from Tosca

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Film Star Robert de Niro

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Therapy in L.A.'

Peter Lorre caricature

Melanie Griffith

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"I play the husband, but am promised a speaking part next time."

Margaret Rutherford.

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Johnny Depp

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Ann Dowd

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

Mathew Maconaughy

"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb

"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

"Not another security guard role! I feel like I'm always type-cast..."

Martin Clunes

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'