Acting Enthusiast Pillows

Joan Hickson

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Konstantin Stanislavsky

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Not another security guard role! I feel like I'm always type-cast..."

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Hugh fans!"

Silly wig.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Applause

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."