Actor Aficionado Gifts

"Harrison Ford, no question." "Tom Selleck, without a doubt." "I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better 'Indiana Jones'." "Ford was OK, but his character was less than manly." "What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness!" "You're telling me the 'definition of eighties manliness' could run around the world for weeks and months at a time... and never once grow anything more than a little stubb

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Jack Lord

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Joan Hickson

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Reese Witherspoon

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's a play on words."

"Hugh fans!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Kritik's Korner

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Canadian film production

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'