Celebrity Aficionado Gifts

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'She'll be back!!!'

Fun in the Tub.

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I didn't 'kiss and tell' until they offered me a book deal."

"I do a lot of dental work for celebrities."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'When do I get to see Paris Hilton like the recruiter promised.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Scuba cow"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I said slime."

"Not now, Oliver."