Celebrity Aficionados Gifts

When More Government Is A Good Thing

Person of the Year: Taylor Swift

"I requested an autograph via email and he sent me his digital signature as an attachment."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

George Clooney Machine

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Ringo Starr

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Leo McKern

Harriet Walter

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Justin Timberlake

Woody Allen

Bette Midler

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Meryl Streep

Viggo Mortensen

Amanda Seyfried

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."