Celebrity Fanatics Gifts

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Leo McKern

Harriet Walter

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

As Seen On TV

Dua Lipa caricature

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."