Celebrity Fans Gifts

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Harriet Walter

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!