Celebrity Fan Gifts

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Elton John

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'I don't know about the other judges, but I love what Paris Hilton and her accountant did with their Schedule C!'

David Letterman

Madonna

Who's Who - I still don't know who's Ant and who's Dec.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Well, Margaret, you're the Kelly Ripa of our little group, perhaps you can cheer us all up."

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Antonio Banderas

John Cleese

Joel Kinnaman,

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rita Montaner

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

John Goodman

Russell Brand

Peter Gabriel

Claire Danes

Mathew Maconaughy

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

'Hair' Apparent?

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Elton John

Sarah Michelle Geller.

"I want hair just like that Simpson woman!"

'It's particularly sad to see in a woman of her age... she's got Bieber fever.'

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'

STEVE BUSCEMI

Sir Anthony Hopkins

Man worried as his baby says 'GAGA'.