Celebrity Fan Pillows

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

'Hair' Apparent?

'Aren't they wonderful? And your wife's already named them John and Edward.'

"Ready Mister Clooney."

Taylor Swift caricature

Dua Lipa caricature

Emma Stone caricature

Arnold Schwarzenegger

'So far, I've cleared my mind of everything except Angelina Jolie.'

'Yes, everything on the menu does start off at $300. How else are we supposed to pay celebrities to be in our commercials?'

"I don't want to see Father Christmas, I want to see Cheryl Cole!"

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"If you were stuck on a desert island who would you want to be with? Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson or Katy Perry? Okay, next. . . what item could you not do without?"

Dianne Reeves

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"I'm afraid the celebrities we have are all from the aluminum industry."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

'Take us to William Shatner.'

'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'

"Where is Liz Taylor in my hour of need?"

"No Alex, The answer isn't Posh Spice."

'I am thinking something different this time... maybe a Jennifer Aniston look?'

Hollywood or bust!