Celebrity Fandom Fanatic Pillows

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Leo McKern

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."