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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Leo McKern

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Viggo Mortensen

Woody Allen

Meryl Streep

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hollywood or bust!

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Emma Watson