Celebrity Fandom Pillows

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

"Attention shoppers...due to a scheduling conflict...the role of telenovela star Victor Guerrero is being played today by assistant produce manager Billy Joe Quiggle!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Lesser known greek gods,

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Harriet Walter

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!