Celebrity Culture Followers Pillows

"At least it's easier to tell which is which now."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Albert Einstein

"I think he was a celebrity."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Pete Sampras

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Michael Jackson

Reese Witherspoon

Jack Gleeson

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Elvis Presley

Brad Pitt

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Bryan Ferry

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Little Red Riding Carpet

Tom Hanks

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.