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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

Eurovision Thong Contest: UK Entrant Jordan. 'I have a better chance of winning this than the song contest.'

'Do you swear to be faithless and hump everything with a pulse while she's not looking as long as you both need re-hab?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hooray for Bollywood!

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

TV-Mirror.