Celebrity Culture Follower Pillows

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Chris Eubank

Stephen Fry

The Beatles

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

Eurovision Thong Contest: UK Entrant Jordan. 'I have a better chance of winning this than the song contest.'

'Do you swear to be faithless and hump everything with a pulse while she's not looking as long as you both need re-hab?'

"What do you mean my loan has, 'Gone Kardashian?'"

Paul McCartney

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Elvis Presley

Brad Pitt

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

All Star Team.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Amanda Seyfried

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Justin Timberlake