Celebrity Culture Enthusiast Pillows

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

'Homeless in Hollywood'

De Niro As Christ.

'Tell the Doctor I'm canceling. Tom Cruise says there's no real reason I should be here and that's good enough for me!'

'We do hope you're not averse to being interviewed by the tabloids or the T.V people?'

George Clooney Machine

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

Genuine celebrity items.

Russell Brand - In your face-book.

'When I grow older, I want to be rich enough to hire people to take selfies for me.'

"It's the obituaries edition."

Colin Firth's To-Do List

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

Licence Plate in Hollywood - Just Remarried.

Robert Pattinson

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Stephen Fry

Taylor Swift

A scene from the tenth annual Tiger Woods Mistress Convention. ('Hi, Number 12! I wasn't sure you'd make it this year.' 'I know Number 233! It gets more crowded every year and Madison Square Garden isn't nearly big enough.')

'There's a future editor of Heat magazine if every I saw one.'

Mick Jagger

Mike Rutherford

"It's rather embarrassing to admit but I haven't got any famous parents, I achieved my success through my own merit."

Peter Dinklage

"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

The First Rule of Pig Night

The Travails of Donald Trump's Hollywood Star

"You googled me?"

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

"He's like this perfect combination of Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya."

"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."