Celebrity Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Society is forcing us to grow up too soon. I didn't plan on becoming a train wreck until my mid 20s.'

'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'

"It's the obituaries edition."

'Homeless in Hollywood'

De Niro As Christ.

'We do hope you're not averse to being interviewed by the tabloids or the T.V people?'

'When I grow older, I want to be rich enough to hire people to take selfies for me.'

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."

"He's like this perfect combination of Oscar de la Renta and Oscar de la Hoya."

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

"In terms of career guidance, access to A-list talent, and studio relationships, you couldn't sign with a better rehab clinic."

A wedding cake with paparazzi on the first tier

Angelina reveals that she is a well-known conceptual artist. . .

"Yes, but I'm not just any judge, I'm a TV judge."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'There's a future editor of Heat magazine if every I saw one.'

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Licence Plate in Hollywood - Just Remarried.

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

'I could help you, but I only treat diseases hyped by famous movie starts.'

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

'We interrupt this news bulletin about today's deadly suicide bomb in Afghanistan mosque killing hundreds to bring you brand new pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby.'

'It appears we're part of a celebrity subculture: unknowns.'

'Wow, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Your husband suffers from delusions of grandeur. That's not even him in there - he hired a body double.'

"It used to belong to Larry Adler."

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.

Toy costumes - Doctor, police woman, heiress.