Celebrity Culture Admirer Gifts

Princess Diana.

Arrivals...Departures: 'Celebrities! Thank you for not intermingling entourages!'

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

Ricardo Darín

Katy Perry

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Tom Hanks

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Hollywood producer.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Leo McKern

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Michael Caine

Meryl Streep

Bette Midler

Viggo Mortensen

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

David Bowie

Stephen Fry

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."