Celebrity Culture Lover Gifts

Our Lady of Mel Gibson

"Tarantino's here! Everybody run!"

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

Ian McShane

Richard Widmark

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

Marilyn Monroe

Rami Said Malek

"I'm not really an actor; I just play one on TV."

Roger the Great

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Little Red Riding Carpet

Gremlins 47

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Ringo Starr

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Leo McKern

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Time Machine Collision.

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Stephen Fry

Justin Timberlake

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Amanda Seyfried

Viggo Mortensen