Celeb Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Rick Hoffman

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Hugh fans!"

Filet minion

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Michael Jackson

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Known Moments In History

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Little Red Riding Carpet

Pop Culture for Teens

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.