Celebrity Culture Fan Gifts

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Rehab, Pre-Hab.

'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'

"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Joan Collins

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"If it's Steven Spielberg, I'm not here!"

'When are we going to get our own family, TV, reality show?'

'What I don't understand is how all those sexy women on the soaps never have a headache.'

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Sam Neill

Joan Crawford

Sylvester Stallone

Ronnie Wood

'Notice how many more women stop and watch us work since putting that sign up?'

Ella Fitzgerald

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

Tiger Woo....oops

Leonard Cohen

Scarlett Johanson

Bar Refaeli

Emma Thompson

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Annie Clark - St. Vincent

Franco Battiato

Miley Cyrus

Sarah Jessica Parker

Danielle Colby

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."