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Princess Diana.

Arrivals...Departures: 'Celebrities! Thank you for not intermingling entourages!'

'King? Is that a nickname, like Duke Ellington or Queen Latifah?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Bryan Ferry

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Tom Hanks

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Hollywood producer.

Leo McKern

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."