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James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

"You've changed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

The Selfie

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The Da Vinci Cod

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Downton Abbey Road"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Homo Zapiens

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Official Fight Cards

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."