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Celebrity Yoga.

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

Celebrity lovers leap.

Do you have any idea who I am?'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'Of course Jesus was gay, which other religious leader had his own range of jewellery?'

Paparazzo.

Monica Bellucci

"Couldn't be busier. My agent is suing my manager, my manager is suing my lawyer, I'm suing my agent and my lawyer is suing me."

Michael Caine.

Taylor Swift

Welcome to celebrity hell.

US Rapper 50 cent files for bankruptcy

"We're talking to Mr. George Arval. He has in his arms the first royal diaper. An amazing catch from the third floor balcony if I must say so."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Marlon Brando

Walter Brennan

"Work? - Of course I don't work. . . I'm a celebrity!"

Celebrity anagrams: He saves bank jar (Answer: Sanjeev Bhaskar)

Vulture reading 'Meat' magazine.

'That concert was seriously sick!'

Eddie Izzard

Clive James

Helena Bonham Carter

A RINGO DOORBELL

"It's a petition to put Elvis up there!"

John and Yoko

Damon Albarn

Lily-Rose Depp

"Your honor, in lieu of jail time, my client is willing to appear on 'I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!'"

"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"

Cara Delevingne

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"