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Celebrity Yoga.

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Actually, we all think you're doing a pretty good job. We just feel it would be more fun to have a celebrity for C.E.O."

Celebrity lovers leap.

Do you have any idea who I am?'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

Paparazzo.

"Couldn't be busier. My agent is suing my manager, my manager is suing my lawyer, I'm suing my agent and my lawyer is suing me."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"We're talking to Mr. George Arval. He has in his arms the first royal diaper. An amazing catch from the third floor balcony if I must say so."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Work? - Of course I don't work. . . I'm a celebrity!"

Clive James

John and Yoko

"Hi, I'm Johnny Crash!"

"How come celebrities work hard all their lives to become known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognised?"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

Allison Janney

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

"Hang on. . . I think they're still someone down there!"

Meet The Pill-Popper

"I'm hoping to see a celebrity."

Actor's Stereo System.

TV-Mirror.

A celebrity fan.

It's a major bummer, but on the plus side Paul McCartney gave me his number.

'Look on the bright side - your disease is very popular among Hollywood celebrities.'

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