Celeb Culture Aficionado Pillows

My husband is a dentist here in Beverly Hills! It's just a rumour but I hear that George Clooney is coming in to get his teeth dimmed!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"You've changed."

The Selfie

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Da Vinci Cod

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Homo Zapiens

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Official Fight Cards

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters