Celebrity Culture Aficionados Pillows

Hollywood/Vine: 'Wow! Lassie was here! And Rin-Tin-Tin!'

Deviated Septum

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'No, sweetie, they didn't use up their 15 minutes of fame. Dinosaurs became extinct.'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Ringo Starr

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Leo McKern

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Meryl Streep

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Bette Midler

Justin Timberlake

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Amanda Seyfried

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Viggo Mortensen