Celebrity Culture Aficionados Pillows

Deviated Septum

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'No, sweetie, they didn't use up their 15 minutes of fame. Dinosaurs became extinct.'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Leo McKern

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.