Celebrity Culture Enthusiasts Pillows

Morrison Van/Van Morrison

"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."

Met Ball

'...But enough about war and politics -- we have an exclusive interview with Anna Nicole Smith's third cousin's chiropractor!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

'Those aren't mountains down there,son that's probably Jordan sunbathing!'

Charlie Sheen

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hooray for Bollywood!

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

The return of the four sheepskins

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Leo McKern

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.