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Morrison Van/Van Morrison

'I'm well prepared for a relationship with Tiger Woods. I'm used to things going downhill quickly.'

"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."

Met Ball

Oh, stop. You weren't just "discovered" - your species was

'...But enough about war and politics -- we have an exclusive interview with Anna Nicole Smith's third cousin's chiropractor!'

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

Janis

'Those aren't mountains down there,son that's probably Jordan sunbathing!'

Rich Cow: 'Geri Halliwell'

Madonna's Adoption.

Je Suis Brangelina

Charlie Sheen

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Hooray for Bollywood!

George Clooney Machine

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Leo McKern

The return of the four sheepskins

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Justin Timberlake