Celebrity Enthusiasts Prints

'People have told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a young Sean Connery.'

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"

"I can grant you fifteen minutes of fame...as long as you realise it will be followed by two years of online troll attacks."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Jack Gleeson

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

George Clooney Machine

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Ringo Starr

Harriet Walter

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Meryl Streep

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Amanda Seyfried

Viggo Mortensen

Justin Timberlake

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Bette Midler