Celebrity Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Sopwerth, Drewry and Sims - Practice Limited to 'celebrity law'.

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"

"I can grant you fifteen minutes of fame...as long as you realise it will be followed by two years of online troll attacks."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

Harriet Walter

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."