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Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

'Celebrity autobiography editing'

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

Deepening rift between royal brothers

Personal Trainer to the Stars

'From now on, I'll clean up my room every day... Mom said if I won't, she'd call Britney Spears to adopt me!'

Celebrity Gold

Modern Celeb Agent

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

"Nobody has to tell me to like Jeff Bridges."

"How weird - for a moment I forgot what Marky Mark did for a living."

Where Are They Now?

"Oh, I think Whoopi is a good choice, but I would have preferred Greenspan."

"King me!"

"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."

"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"

Fan club

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

Los Angeles 250 Miles

"Blue-cheese, Thousand Island or Paul Newman?"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Charlotte Rampling

Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant & Kaley Cuoco

Queue to see a lady who says she will 'Look up famous people who have what you have'.

"Have you got anything by an author?"

Jamie Campbell Bower

Bob Dylan Printed Signature

"Congratulations. It's another damn Kardashian."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Famous People You Thought Were Already Dead

"Can't you see Mommy and Daddy are watching a celebrity interview!"

'I've been knighted by Queen Latifah.'