Celebrity Enthusiast Mugs

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'Can you make my husband look like George Clooney?'

'Celebrity autobiography editing'

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

Hugh Grant caricature.

'We, the Jury, find Michael Jackson kooky, eccentric and flamboyant.'

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

Paparazzi.

'How long is this 'walk of fame'... We're into reality stars now.'

'To improve my online presence, I put a picture of Brad Pitt on my site instead of myself.'

Deepening rift between royal brothers

Modern Celeb Agent

Dolly Parton

Shirley Temple

Celebrity Gold

'From now on, I'll clean up my room every day... Mom said if I won't, she'd call Britney Spears to adopt me!'

Graham Norton

Oliver Reed

Personal Trainer to the Stars

Custom Shoes for the Stars. What about this order? These boots are made for Walken!

Queue to see a lady who says she will 'Look up famous people who have what you have'.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Tabloid Times. Do we have space for another piece on Jennifer Lopez? Sure, there's always room for J-Lo!

Lance, why did you unfriend me on Facebook after pestering me to be your Facebook friend in the first place? Facebook said I reached my friend limit, so I had to dump somebody in order to accept a friend request from Jessica Alba.

Ring. Unless that's Catherine Deneuve, I'm not here. And make sure it's not Gloria faking a French accent.

"Congratulations. It's another damn Kardashian."

Bob Dylan Printed Signature

Jamie Campbell Bower

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"Blue-cheese, Thousand Island or Paul Newman?"

Los Angeles 250 Miles

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

Rashida Jones

"King me!"

"Oh, I think Whoopi is a good choice, but I would have preferred Greenspan."