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Showbiz Awards

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Tom Hanks

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Music Hall Dancers

George Clooney Machine

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Leo McKern

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Ringo Starr

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Michael Caine

Viggo Mortensen

Bette Midler

Justin Timberlake

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

David Bowie

Amanda Seyfried

Meryl Streep

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."