Celebrity Aficionado Pillows

Mick Jagger

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Rod Stewart.

'She'll be back!!!'

Fun in the Tub.

Nicole Kidman

'We worship celebrity!' People bow down in front of a TV showing the academy awards.

Lady Gaga

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Let's see if he succeeds first before naming the kid 'Obama'.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Julianne Moore,

Kylie Minogue

Rosario Dawson

Reese Witherspoon

"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"

Jarvis Cocker

"I didn't 'kiss and tell' until they offered me a book deal."

David Baddiel

James Coburn

"I do a lot of dental work for celebrities."

Noel Coward

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

Carla Bruni

Celebrity & Legends Beach with 2016 Killer Shark in water

'When do I get to see Paris Hilton like the recruiter promised.'

Alan Carr

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

I'm free to leave jail? Why? How? You secret journalism source said it's ok. You can reveal the name of the person who told you that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. Whisper, whisper, whisper. Holy book deal!

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'