Internet Celebrity Aficionado Pillows

Showbiz Awards

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Music Hall Dancers

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Leo McKern

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Animal Actors

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'