Internet Celebrity Pillows

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"She's all over YouTube."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Content Street Vendor

Narcissism Clinic.

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

"That's been viewed four times already."

My Way - 2020

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

'If we can learn to play the piano, we can make a fortune on the Internet!'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"