Internet Celebrity Gifts

That which doesn't kill you only makes you a viral video star.

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I, TikTok."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"She's all over YouTube."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

'He's not a Super Influencer, he's a very naughty boy!'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Content Street Vendor

Narcissism Clinic.

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

"I have 1,8000 friends on facebook....and you want a college degree?"

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"That's been viewed four times already."

We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

My Way - 2020

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

Homeless dog wearing sign saying 'Former YouTube sensation."

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

Lets get her cleaned up and fed first, and then we'll see how many followers she has.

"He used most of his personality on the Internet. I get what's leftover."