Internet Celebrity Fan Gifts

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

Woody Allen

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Elton John

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Dua Lipa caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

Peter Gabriel

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Stephen Fry