Celeb Superfan Gifts

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Elton John

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Peter Gabriel

Dua Lipa caricature

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Antonio Banderas

Elvis fans

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."