Celebrity Superfan Gifts

Celebrity Worship Service.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Woody Allen

Hollywood or bust!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Peter Gabriel

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'

Elvis fans